Old McWilliams Had a Dog and Other Poems

By Ken Gosse Old McWilliams Had a Dog a Mixed-Melody Sing-Along Sing the verses to “Old MacDonald” and the alternate refrains to “Bingo Was a Dog” Old McWilliams bought a farm and brought his wife along. They had some children and a dog and loved to sing this song: B–I–N–G–O, E–I–E–I–O, Sing it fast or … Continue reading Old McWilliams Had a Dog and Other Poems

Seasonal Shopping Syndrome and Other Poems

By Ken Gosse Seasonal Shopping Syndrome There’s a rumor potty humor snares the noblest consumer, ’cause what’s funny grabs our money like a landlord grabs a roomer. While we plot upon the pot to buy whatever we have not, sales events make so much sense our phones get blisteringly hot. As November nears December seasons’ … Continue reading Seasonal Shopping Syndrome and Other Poems