By Ryan Quinn Flanagan
She tells me I am making my awkward face again
and I tell her that is just my face.
I told you it would stay that way,
she chides.
Didn’t I tell you?
I run to the bathroom mirror
and examine my face.
It is just my normal face.
Maybe I was just born with it,
I say.
Maybe it’s glandular.
Glandular is for weight,
she laughs.
As I puff out my cheeks
and decide to make everything
glandular for the rest
of that day.
Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a Canadian-born author residing in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada with his wife and many mounds of snow.
